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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:21

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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:26

What?! I didn't post that! I do not find David Ashe attractive!

Either I was very very drunk or on speed pills again, or .... someone has stolen my account!

Yes! Someone stole my account! That must be it!

I still don't know what this supposed David Ashe looks like and have no interest in him. I will admit I am hoping he looks nothing like Brad Dourif.

P.S. Alison -- fuck you.
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:27

Oh. Oh, dude. The chicks are pissed off at each other. Oh, wow. Maybe they'll fight. That would be sexy awesome.

On an entirely unrelated note, I am trying to get together a sort of group of people, preferably strong and able to walk many miles. I have this ring I want to throw into a mountain. No reason. Any interest?
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:31

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Orlando Bloom
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:34

I'd help you Peter, but I, uh ... I'm doing my hair that day. Whatever day it is.

  I played Legolas.

  P.S. Alison: "Hip, witty and charming with a terrific young cast?" I want in on this!
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John Rhys-Davies
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:39

I will join you on your quest Pete, but only on the condition that I get to play my own fucking height this time and not crawl around on my fucking knees like a fucking animal. Well, unless I'm drunk.

  Agree to this and you have my axe.

  Why am I helping you, you might ask? Well, anything to piss off that Nazi chick. Ms. Doody, you may be attractive but you betrayed my good friend Indy. And for that you will die!

  P.S. I'm drunk.
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:41

Thanks John, I knew I could count on you.

P.S. I'm drunk too.

P.P.S. Cate, will you join me on my quest? Fran's kicked me out of the house saying I'm scaring the children, and when it's cold at night it gets very lonely.

I am living in a tent on the front porch.

I'm a lonely, fat, bearded man.

Oh well, at least I'm rapidly becoming filthy rich.

P.P.P.S. Fuck you George.

P.P.P.P.S. Fuck you Sauron.

Wow, I'm really fucking drunk.
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:49

Pete, clean yourself up, you sound like a mess. Not that you're ever not a mess, but please try to not look like one. You're a very famous filmmaker. Start acting like it. When Fran kicks you out of the house, when she beats you, what she does she does for your own good. When she tells you you're too fat, you ARE too fat. AND too bearded. I like you Pete, otherwise I wouldn't have slept with you, but frankly when you're drunk and living like a homeless person I'm about as sexually attracted to you as I am to George.

P.S. George, I am very interested in any part you may have to give me. VERY interested.

P.P.S. Fuck you Alison.

P.P.P.S. I still don't know how that one guy could have stolen my account. I tried to pick a password that would be really hard to guess. "eowyn." How could anybody have guessed that that would be my password? It's got a W and a Y in it for god's sake!

P.P.P.P.S. Seriously, fuck you Alison. Drama queen ice nazi bitch. You think you're better than us just because you can talk to the animals and outsmart Harrison Ford? Well .... well ... that is pretty impressive but you're still a bitch! And .... and .... I may be a loser, but .... but .... but at least I don't MISSPELL MY OWN FIRST NAME!
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Posted: Jan. 31 2003,02:50

Dude, that was really low.
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