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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,09:39



Lara Croft has long been pulling the heartstrings of video gamers across the world. Recently she was pulling other strings as she conducted the London Symphony Orchestra at Abbey Road in the recording of the soundtrack for her new video game, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness, to be released in early 2003.

“To bring together one of the world’s most famous heroines and one of the world’s best orchestras in such a famous setting as the Abbey Road studios has been incredible,” said Peter Connelly.



http://www.music4games.net/images/LARA%20CROFT_ORCHESTRA%2004.jpg

http://www.music4games.net/images/LARA%20CROFT_ORCHESTRA%2003.jpg

http://www.music4games.net/images/LARA%20CROFT_ORCHESTRA%2001.jpg

http://www.music4games.net/images/LARA%20CROFT_ORCHESTRA%2002.jpg

I don't know what to make of this. I didn't know Lara had such musical interest. Does she play? Will she cut an album? Move into film scoring?

Maybe when she needs the money. Her career isn't completely in the tank yet.


Edited by Tygerbug on Jan. 20 2003,09:42

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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,09:44



Oh no! She does need the money! She's stealing a PS2! Stop her, Batman!

( http://www.planetlara.com/pics/jill/4.jpg )
( http://www.planetlara.com/nextgen/new_model.asp )


Edited by Tygerbug on Jan. 20 2003,09:53

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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:09

ye gods she's 10 feet tall
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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:12

I read about this months ago. And that everyone laughed at her when she appeared. I mean, like, the whole orchestra in the recording hall. That must've sounded like the booming laugh of God.

Sadly, I'm pretty sure thats the same Abby Road recording hall Williams did Episode 1 and 2 in.

Any woman with tits that big has no right holding a baton. She should be out making cheap, ugly german pornography.


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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:31



Oh no! Lara Croft has joined forces with Batgirl, to defeat Batman! It's a doublecross! What dastardly scheme could these two have in mind?


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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:35

I'm glad they laughed at her. I would have.

But they LAUGHED AT BEETHOVEN! MAYBE THEIR LAUGHTER WILL INSPIRE LARA CROFT TO MUSICAL GENIUS!


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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,11:00



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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,15:49





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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,15:56

Aw crap, now all the video game stars are doing it.







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Posted: Jan. 20 2003,22:34

Aw shit, now the second string lamers we're all sick of are doing it.





But she's still sexy.


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