Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,08:25 From that Dead or Alive big-boob volleyball thing. WTF? You had a good thing here peoples, you didn't need to bring the cat thing into it. Now you're screwed. I forget this character's name, I think it's Tina or something. Isn't she the one that's the daughter of the guy who looks EXACTLY like Hulk Hogan? That guy rules. Look, I know this series is all about the hot chicks, but adding certain stupid male characters into it is genius. Adding Hulk Hogan is genius. Especially since he sucks. As a character he just plain can't fight. So you can kick his fucking ass. A note to the team developing these games .... In your next Dead or Alive game, please add more really stupid male characters. They should all be old and goofy looking. Consider Mr. T and Alf, and Ed O'Neill. And lots of fat guys. Oh, and for god's sake, forget stupid volleyball games. They are stupid. I like the normal Dead or Alive games because they're about the hot chicks kicking people's asses. Not playing fucking volleyball or checkers. I guess it keeps your programmers amused to keep the hot chicks in bikinis the whole time, but fuck that, if you want that just have them fight in bikinis. Volleyball sucks. The one time I played DOA3, I was Christie and I will kick your ass because Christie has cheap moves. She also normally wears a tuxedo and I'd like to think she moonlights as a really eccentric weird singer from the 80s. Edited by Tygerbug on Jan. 20 2003,08:28 -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,08:38 Okay, same Xbox site, I saw this screen grab from a Batman game that looks ... not cool like cartoon Batman. But it got me to thinking .... Batman vs. terrorists? Is that what this is? Like, Batman's Splinter Cell? Well, that would be more interesting than normal Splinter Cell. Hell, wouldn't most games be better if they starred Batman? Like, the lawlessness of the Grand Theft Auto series does eventually get old. What if it was Grand Theft Auto: GOTHAM CITY and you were BATMAN .... and had to break some laws but uphold others? You could still steal cars and do whatever the hell you wanted, but you have to beat the hell out of people without really killing them, and also scare the fuck out of them, and instead of working for all the mob guys you shut them down. And stop Joker from blowing up the Gotham city bridge. The police still hate you, but you can get help from Commissioner Gordon. And instead of hookers there are random reporters -- Vicki Vale and Summer Gleason who might as well be hookers to Bruce Wayne anyway. And Catwoman. And Nicole Kidman. I'm telling you, it's GOLD. Edited by Tygerbug on Jan. 20 2003,09:10 -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,08:56 To make my point in the first post more clear, here is a possibility for Dead or Alive 4. Look out Christie! It's Bone Saw! (It's funny cos they're doing the same pose.) Edited by Tygerbug on Jan. 20 2003,08:56 -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,09:09 Stop, evildoer! -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,09:26 Coming soon from Tecmo: Dead or Alive Extreme Football! Oh yeah! Game designers are full of good ideas. -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

steaksauce Group: Members Posts: 104 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:00 Quote (Tygerbug @ Jan. 20 2003,08:25) She also normally wears a tuxedo and I'd like to think she moonlights as a really eccentric weird singer from the 80s. Back to top

Will Tasker Group: Members Posts: 97 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:07 That Batman idea holds an insane amount of merit. You should report to Commisoner Gordon or the Batcomputer to get REALLY cool missions (ex "Science has tainted Mayor Hill's life. FREE HIS SPIRIT!") and there should be long periods of time where Batman crouches ontop gargoyles and just watches the city. Obviously, he has to fight a vampire at one point, and then become a vampire himself, where upon the game turns into Kelly Jones-style art. No Robin either. And I'd like to write that Joker story I had a few years back for this game. -------------- Crazy Bastard! He thought the wind would save him! Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,10:37 J.B. - YES! J.B. - YES! -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Tygerbug Group: Super Administrators Posts: 330 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 20 2003,23:17 Therefore. -------------- Garrett Gilchrist, FF dictator-for-life http://pythonet.org/fredshow "23 years and all I have to show for it is 'ow my groin' and 'what?'" - Rich Evans, The Orange Cow Awards THE BONGOS ARE SO VERY LOUD "Slide, Radio Man!" - Jason Gutierrez Back to top

Vigilante Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: Dec. 2002 Posted: Jan. 21 2003,02:23 Does Andy Warhol have a video game? If not, why the hell not? Back to top

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